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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
Get Ready for Your 2025 Fundraise for Founders raising $500k - $3M+
Mike Tyson fought Jake Paul & I wasn't happy about it
The Seed Community is built for exceptional seed founders raising $500k+ from Angels and VCs
A startup founder shares a wild interview strategy & China unveils robot war dogs
I mourn the death of Peanut the squirrel & fantasize about raising my child to be the next Peter Thiel
Tech Crunch disrupt is in full swing & I tell you why it sucks
A billionaire says you can't hire people over 30 & Robinhood launches election betting
Starbucks new CEO announces *drastic* changes to the company
Donald Trump works at McDonalds & Elon Musk gives away $1M/day
A VC donates to both Kamala/Trump & the most insane tutoring business ever
SpaceX rocket launch is a success & Tim Walz has a bad photo-op.
YC founders causes outrage & Palmer Luckey goes warrior mode
