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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
We react to last Friday's tense meeting between Zelensky and Trump
We unveil our first product & make fun of tech bro virtue signaling
We react to Palantir CEO, Alex Karp's comments on the future of the tech industry
We react to a unicorn tech company filing for bankruptcy
We react to news that Elon Musk has a 13th child
The VC market is on the brink of collapse
The Chiefs lose The Super Bowl and we unveil our plan to make the NFL more entertaining
We react to Trumps plan to take over Gaza
We react to Trump tariffs and the turmoil in the stock market
We interview DeepSeek to see what Chinese AI is all about
China released an OpenAI competitor & the world is freaking out