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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
Introducing episode 1 of Silly Valley Ventures
Elon Musk just bought his own company...
DoorDash is now offering loans on food orders and we're all screwed
Two of the largest HR startups are locked in a heated battle
Consulting firms are worried they may get fired from government contracts
We respond to the stock market tumbling on Monday
We react to last Friday's tense meeting between Zelensky and Trump
We unveil our first product & make fun of tech bro virtue signaling
We react to Palantir CEO, Alex Karp's comments on the future of the tech industry
We react to a unicorn tech company filing for bankruptcy
We react to news that Elon Musk has a 13th child
