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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
L.A. is still on fire & Musk sends resources to help out
We're back from the holidays just in time to make fun of Mark Zuckerberg's latest announcement
We react to a questionable job posting by a VC & the OpenAI whistleblower being found dead
YCombinator releases their 2025 request for startups
We react to Forbes latest batch of 30 under 30
Joe Biden pardons Hunter Biden & Enron makes a comeback
A Forbes 30u30 founder scams investors & Jack gets back from a trip to LA
Mike Tyson fought Jake Paul & I wasn't happy about it
The Seed Community is built for exceptional seed founders raising $500k+ from Angels and VCs
A startup founder shares a wild interview strategy & China unveils robot war dogs
I mourn the death of Peanut the squirrel & fantasize about raising my child to be the next Peter Thiel