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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
I mourn the death of Peanut the squirrel & fantasize about raising my child to be the next Peter Thiel
Tech Crunch disrupt is in full swing & I tell you why it sucks
A billionaire says you can't hire people over 30 & Robinhood launches election betting
Starbucks new CEO announces *drastic* changes to the company
Donald Trump works at McDonalds & Elon Musk gives away $1M/day
A VC donates to both Kamala/Trump & the most insane tutoring business ever
SpaceX rocket launch is a success & Tim Walz has a bad photo-op.
YC founders causes outrage & Palmer Luckey goes warrior mode
Diddy & SBF share a jail cell & NYC mayor indicted on corruption charges
23andme's colossal downfall & Snapchat's releases new AR glasses
Influencers share their lives in Saudi Arabia & a tech bro destroys his life for a startup
Donald Trump beefs with Taylor Swift & YCombinator changes their model
