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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
We react to J.D. Vance's untimely meeting with the recently departed Pope
Some people aren't happy with Katy Perry going to space...
Both of OpenAI's former cofounders just raised insane funding rounds...
Ep 2 of Silly Valley Ventures is out.
The market is in shambles & everyone is going broke.
An 18 year old who makes $30M/year was rejected from every Ivy League...
Introducing episode 1 of Silly Valley Ventures
Elon Musk just bought his own company...
DoorDash is now offering loans on food orders and we're all screwed
Two of the largest HR startups are locked in a heated battle
Consulting firms are worried they may get fired from government contracts
We respond to the stock market tumbling on Monday