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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
SpaceX rocket launch is a success & Tim Walz has a bad photo-op.
YC founders causes outrage & Palmer Luckey goes warrior mode
Diddy & SBF share a jail cell & NYC mayor indicted on corruption charges
23andme's colossal downfall & Snapchat's releases new AR glasses
Influencers share their lives in Saudi Arabia & a tech bro destroys his life for a startup
Donald Trump beefs with Taylor Swift & YCombinator changes their model
Apple releases the iPhone 16 & Trump debates Harris
Allbirds stock down 98% & OnlyFans now the #1 creator app
Bolt threatens their investors, Paul Graham unveils founder mode, & Brazil bans X
US home prices hit ATH, Trump launches NFT trading cards, & Googlers discover startups are hard
Amazon exec goes viral for insane post, CEO of Telegram arrested, & a YCombinator GF goes viral
Jack gets caught in a flood, a billionare's dies on a yacht, & startup Bolt tries to raise $450M