Jabroni's Go On Strike

I'm not writing any more checks until I get a f*cking raise

Jabroni Capital's Little Black Book

2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal

VC Parties at Art Basel

I got belligerent at Art Basel & tried to fight Kevin O'Leary

Jabroni Capital Buys The Dallas Mavericks

Jabroni Capital is acquiring The Mavericks & is prepared to fire all the players

Knock knock, it's your lead investor & we want our money back

We share how we're increasing profitability & roast tech news headlines

Sam Altman Joins Jabroni Capital

Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team

Jabroni Capital Acquires WeWork

In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck

Mental Health, SBF, & Memes

Welcome to the first edition of the Jabroni Capital newsletter...

The myth of the value add VC

How to structure a startup fundraise

Why this deck raised $2.3M

By Jack Kuveke (cofounder of Huddle - closed a seed round Jan 2021)