Elite Jabroni

This newsletter is 100% free but if you want to support someone who makes you laugh subscribe below & we'll give you a bunch of fun perks.

Unpaid Intern

$10/month

  • I'll brag about your support to my dad

  • I will repeat your in my 4:00 am gratitude mediation

Autistic Analyst

$42.69/month

  • Everything an unpaid intern +

  • I won't ghost you when you DM me (unless you try to send me feet pics)

  • You can add JC to your LinkedIn (disclaimer for you losing your job)

Saudi Prince

$1,000/month

  • You replace my father

  • Everything else + group chat with me and the Jabroni team

  • An intimate dinner in NYC w/ (6 hand selected Jabroni)