Elite Jabroni

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Unpaid Intern

$10/month

  • I will repeat your name in my 4:00am gratitude meditation

  • I'll brag about your support to my dad

  • 60-minute unhinged recording of us writing the newsletter

Autistic Analyst

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$42.69/month

  • Everything from unpaid intern + I won't ghost you when you DM me (unless you try to send me feet pics)

  • A monthly call w/ me and fellow Jabronis (talk about tech, meme, how to go viral, where the industry's going)

  • You can add JC to your LinkedIn (Disclaimer: were not liable for you losing your job)

Saudi Prince

$1,000/month

  • You replace my father

  • Everything else + group chat with me and the Jabroni team

  • An intimate dinner in NYC with six hand-selected jabronis