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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
Meta releases open source AI, Jim Cramer makes a shitty prediction & the director of the secret service resigns
Crowdstrike collapses internet, CIA using AI, & Biden Steps Down
a16z founders endorse Trump, a VC makes a shocking discovery & our unpaid intern is running the RNC strategy
Elon Endorses Trump, a VC announces a new fund, and a VC thinks she's a celebrity
McKinsey scams NYC out of $4M, a16z hoards GPUs, and an AI startup raises $130M
A Techcrunch writer gets fired & boomers enrage the internet
VCs brag about working hard, Steve Balmer richer than Bill Gates & Nancy Pelosi back to trading.
Robots for old people, consultants winning AI war, & the debate from hell
Julian Assange goes free, a 105 year old graduates from Stanford, and traditional media continues to die
Finance bros are cool again, billionaires argue about politics, and more
Nvidia is now the #1 company, we troll more LinkedIn cringe, & Adobe gets sued by uncle Sam
Cringest Linkedin post of all time, failed CEO raises $10M, & OpenAI moves to for-profit
