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In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck
Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team
2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal
Apple releases the iPhone 16 & Trump debates Harris
Allbirds stock down 98% & OnlyFans now the #1 creator app
Bolt threatens their investors, Paul Graham unveils founder mode, & Brazil bans X
US home prices hit ATH, Trump launches NFT trading cards, & Googlers discover startups are hard
Amazon exec goes viral for insane post, CEO of Telegram arrested, & a YCombinator GF goes viral
Jack gets caught in a flood, a billionare's dies on a yacht, & startup Bolt tries to raise $450M
Self driving cars harass SF residents, recapping the Musk/Trump interview, & Zuckerberg builds a statue of his wife.
A founder complains in an investor update, UK to arrest people for social posts, & Musk interviewing Trump
A former VC wins gold at Olympics & X Files an antitrust lawsuit
Stock market collapses, 8.5 hour Lex Fridman podcast, and Warren Buffett sells 50% of his Apple Shares
Startup launches an AI Friend, TPain Gives Zuck a gift, & a VC says $100k MRR is meaningless
Paul Graham & David Sacks battle, google suppresses searches, and AI written fan letters
