I Built a Product

Good morning LPs,

I built a product. Introducing, Is My CEO a Fraud?

We all know world of entrepreneurship is full of more frauds than ever. From crypto scams, to fake fat loss supplements, to insane blood testing schemes.

So my team built a product that will tell you if someone’s a scammer.

Submit any LinkedIn profile and we’ll roast the shit out of the person and tell you how likely they are to commit fraud.

I want to ask for your help with 2 things:

1. Take a photo of your fraud results, post them on LinkedIn, and @jackkuveke so I can see what score you get :)

2. We just launched on product hunt, so pretty please go upvote us and troll us in the comment sections so we go viral (seriously, write WHATEVER you want).

Anyway, let’s get into today’s newsletter.

Hard and Fast News

Fake headlines, real news

Notable AI startup perplexity has launched a $50M VC fund to invest in more unprofitable AI companies run by 21 year old Stanford dropouts (Techcrunch)

Job applications to McDonalds have hit an all time high as Bitcoin’s price continues to tumble (X)

Andrew Tate has fled Romania and is headed for Florida. Residents of the sunshine are reportedly upset stating, “this will hurt even our reputation”. (CNN)

YCombinator apologized for promoting a startup that optimizes sweatshops saying, “we thought slave-tech would be more popular” (Techcrunch)

Boycotting Tesla

Elon Musk has been running wild since Trump gave him the power to slash government departments. 

I’ve decided to stand up against his tyranny by doing something radical.

Selling my Tesla. 

From now on I will make the conscious decision to purchase from companies that have a track record of humanitarianism. 

If I only boycotted Tesla, it would be hypocritical. In a sea of companies that are doing wrong, you can’t cherry pick the ones that are trendy to not like. 

Which is why from now on I’m only buying products from the following companies. 

To start, I threw out my blackberry and bought an iPhone. Apple has committed 1% of profits to end child slavery in Asia. Did they create the problem in the first place? Maybe. But they’re doing something about which I love. 

I need a new car, so I bought a Porsche. The pinnacle of German engineering and technology. From a company who has a flawless track record, has created millions of jobs, and has always stood by the right world leaders. 

Next up, we gotta talk about produce. I’m on a health kick, and have been eating a diet of only bananas and strawberries (already lost 10 pounds of bone mass this month). That’s why I support Chiquita Brands and The Dole Fruit Company. These great brands have always supported democracy and wealth prosperity for our Latin American brothers and sisters. 

As part of the wealthy elite, I have the responsibility to make ethical decisions and preach about them on social media. Not everyone has the awesome wealth and reach that I do, so I have to do everything in my power to shove my opinion down people’s throats and make them feel bad about their choices. 

Memes

I think something’s wrong with me because I find this very funny.

For once I actually agree with Sam Parr.

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Why does every tech bro become an influencer after selling their company?

Song of the Day

When the pandemic hit I moved into my grandfathers empty home in a 55 and older community. I spent a month without human contact and quickly spiraled into a state of near insanity. During that time I found myself listening to weird, whimsical, and obscure indie tracks like this. If you’re ever in a depressive state of near insanity, just let me know. I’ve got a couple dozen playlists that’ll be perfect.

Newsletter Feedback

I’d love your feedback on what sort of content you’d like to see or how you think I could improve :)

That’s all for this week folks,

Jack Kuveke (J.K.) | GP @ Jabroni Capital