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Jabroni Capital’s Top Stock Pick: Boeing

Jabroni Capital’s Top Stock Pick: Boeing

Boeing planes are to DIE for

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Jack Kuveke
Taylor Swift Wins The Super Bowl

Taylor Swift Wins The Super Bowl

Taylor Swift wins the Super Bowl & Elon Musk sues Disney

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Jack Kuveke
Asylum: A Fintech Solving the Migrant Crisis

Asylum: A Fintech Solving the Migrant Crisis

Jabroni Capital is partnering with JP Morgan to launch a new fintech startup..

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Jack Kuveke
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The Tech Layoffening

The Tech Layoffening

Everyone in tech is getting fired & we roast a pitch deck

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Jack Kuveke
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Jabroni's Go On Strike

Jabroni's Go On Strike

I'm not writing any more checks until I get a f*cking raise

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Jack Kuveke
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Jabroni Capital's Little Black Book

Jabroni Capital's Little Black Book

2024 is here and Jabroni Capital has somehow avoided getting wrapped up in the latest scandal

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Jack Kuveke
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VC Parties at Art Basel

VC Parties at Art Basel

I got belligerent at Art Basel & tried to fight Kevin O'Leary

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Jack Kuveke
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Jabroni Capital Buys The Dallas Mavericks

Jabroni Capital Buys The Dallas Mavericks

Jabroni Capital is acquiring The Mavericks & is prepared to fire all the players

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Jack Kuveke
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Knock knock, it's your lead investor & we want our money back

Knock knock, it's your lead investor & we want our money back

We share how we're increasing profitability & roast tech news headlines

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Jack Kuveke
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Sam Altman Joins Jabroni Capital

Sam Altman Joins Jabroni Capital

Jabroni Capital announces the recruitment of Sam Altman to their team

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Jack Kuveke
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Jabroni Capital Acquires WeWork

Jabroni Capital Acquires WeWork

In this edition Jabroni Capital buys WeWork & we roast a pitch deck

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Jack Kuveke
Mental Health, SBF, & Memes

Mental Health, SBF, & Memes

Welcome to the first edition of the Jabroni Capital newsletter...

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Jack Kuveke
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