The Battle for Taiwan

Good afternoon LPs,

Bitcoin is currently $84,000 which means all of the dumbest on the planet (like me) are getting extraordinarily rich. If you or a loved one is being forced to listen to someone with a 87 IQ talk about how Pepe is the future of currency, please contact your local domestic violence hotline. 

Anyway, here’s what we talk about in today’s newsletter:

• Startup Founder Doesn’t Believe in Work Life Balance

• China Unveils Robot War Dogs

Let’s get into it.

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Startup Founder Doesn’t Believe in Work Life Balance

On Saturday Daksh Gupta, founder of GreptileAI went viral for tweeting that he now tells candidates that his company offers no work life balance & employees frequently work 6 days a week from 9am-11pm. 

This is the DUMBEST post I’ve read in a long time and is the sort of leadership that leads startups to fail. 

Greptile’s team works an average of 75 hours a week which is less than half of the 168 total in a week. This lack of effort is not tolerated at Jabroni Capital. 

Here are the requirements to work at a Jabroni portfolio company: 

- Working 100 hours a week MINIMUM (plus weekends)

- No PARENTING allowed because raising kids is inefficient - get a nanny 

- Never do laundry - just buy new clothes and throw them away

- Fly private - commercial airlines destroy your calendar

Daksh - I’d offer to meet up for coffee to discuss improving your hiring strategy, but at Jabroni capital we don’t have time for coffee. 

China Unveils Robot War Dogs

Recently, multiple videos of the Chinese military testing packs of robotic war dogs have gone viral across social media platforms. 

According to our reports, American Men were so terrified of the prospect of having to fight robot dogs in Taiwan that they voted for Trump. 

Given these fears, I would like to propose a win-win opportunity to save American lives & combat illegal immigration. The U.S. government should set up 1,000 military enlistment checkpoints at the border. If you want to get into the country, you have to sign a Letter of Intent stating you’re willing to fight Chinese robot dogs in Taiwan. 

Not only will these immigrants get a free trip of a lifetime, but they will come home heroes which will put an end to many of the racial conflicts in America. 

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This was honestly hard to watch.

Was not expecting it to end that way…

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Guess it’s time to pivot to crypto again.

Song of the Day

It’s almost mid November which means it’s the season of folk rock & roll. This song makes me want to sit around a fire in silence for a few hours.

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That’s all for this week folks,

Jack Kuveke (J.K.) | GP @ Jabroni Capital