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Jabroni Media

Make em’ laugh
A content agency for founders, investors, and brands who are bored with LinkedIn but love making money
Why become a Jabroni

 We hate the thread boys.
We hate the fake hustle porn.
We hate the AI-generated posts that sound like someone gave ChatGPT a concussion.
And so does everyone else.
 What works?
→ Content that’s funny, self-aware, and brutally real
→ Stuff that makes you part of the in-group. The people who get it
→ Shit people send to friends and say, “This. Finally someone said it.” 
That’s what we make.
Work with Jack and Will 
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What We Actually Do
We help:
- Founders sound knowledgeable and relatable. 
- VCs get remembered for more than their headshots 
- Sales guys finally post something that doesn’t make them hate themselves 
- Brands feel human again (or at least meme-fluent) 
We write:
- High-authority shitposts 
- Meme campaigns 
- Fundraising announcements that don’t sound like everyone else’s 
- Thought leadership with a sense of humor (yes, it’s possible) 

Who It's For
- People who tried content but haven’t figured it out yet 
- People who want to throw their phone in a lake and move to Montana 
- People who know how the game works — and want to win it without sounding like a try-hard 
- People who want to be in the tribe — and signal that they get the joke 
If you’re in tech, have a sense of humor, and want to stand out, you’ll like working with us.
Pricing
$5,000/month
 Includes: 
- 3 custom posts/week (12/month) 
- Strategy call (1/week) + brand voice calibration 
- Unlimited edits 
- One-on-one attention 
Availability

This could be you.
 We’re taking 4 clients this month. 
3 slots taken. 1 remains. 
We keep it small so we can go deep…. (at least that’s what my ex-gf told me)
You In?
We’re not a content agency.
Wait, yes we are. But we make content that doesn’t make people want to jump off a WeWork.
Drop your info here or DM Jack.

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