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L.A. is still on fire & Musk sends resources to help out
Jack Kuveke
January 13, 2025
Good afternoon LPs,
According to my sources, L.A. is still on fire. This is news to me because I’ve been out of the country. As you all know VCs flock like geese to the south of France in the summer, but we also migrate to northern France in the winter to ski that fresh pow-pow in Chamonix.
Anyway, let’s get into today’s newsletter.
Musk Sends Cybertrucks to Aid in LA Wildfires
🚨 NOW: MASSIVE convoy of Tesla Cybertrucks rolling down Pacific Coast Highway as @elonmusk meets with Los Angeles firefighters
From speaking with these first responders, it’s clear morale is MUCH higher now that they’re being reconnected with Starlink
Practically all cell… x.com/i/web/status/1…
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor)
5:15 AM • Jan 13, 2025
Over the weekend Elon Musk sent Cybertrucks loaded with Starlinks to aid in the wildfires.
This conveniently fulfilled his long overdue Cybertruck pre-orders for the L.A area.
Musk told Jabroni Capital that “he’s excited for LA residents to see the new camper feature in cyber trucks.”
This tragedy proves that even the rich and famous are unimmune to the ongoing homeless crisis in L.A.
If you thought crazed fentanyl addicts screaming at you on the streets was bad, just wait until you see Mel Gibson signing autographs on skid row.
While most people are obviously saddened by these fires, Musk is reportedly thrilled to have already achieved his 2025 new year's resolution of burning L.A. to the ground.
Elon reportedly doubled down on his resolution and announced his latest project, “Cyberpark 2025”. The most state of the art trailer park with affordable beachfront access.
(Actual mockup of Tesla’s future L.A. mobile home park)
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Cringiest LinkedIn Post of the Week
This made me want to jump off the roof of a WeWork.
Memes
This is my backup plan.
He didn’t have to out me like that.
AI is replacing my favorite part of the job :(
Song of the Day
Sometimes you save a song before you even realize why you love it. This is one of those songs. Absolute banger, give it a listen.
How I look after I layoff 25% of my workforce.
I’d love your feedback on what sort of content you’d like to see or how you think I could improve :)
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That’s all for this week folks,
Jack Kuveke (J.K.) | GP @ Jabroni Capital
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