An Inclusive Interview With DeepSeek

Good morning LPs,

With Nvidia still down 15% this week I’ve had to resort to selling nude calendars to make up for my losses. I’d like to thank Travis, Luke, and my mom for pre-ordering the first edition of the calendar. Your funds will immediately be used to short Trump coin using 100x leverage. If you don’t hear from me next week, I’ve lost everything and moved to the Amazon rain forest.

Anyway, let’s get into today’s newsletter.

Hard and Fast News

Fake headlines, real news

• RFK Jr. was grilled in his confirmation hearing, claiming that he never said, “fat people should be put into labor camps, but that isn’t a bad idea” (NBC)

• Trump has offered incentives for federal workers to quit their jobs stating, “these retards don’t work anyway, this is the best offer they’ll get in this lifetime”. (BBC)

• Musk told Germany they have too much guilt over the holocaust, stating, “Every other country commits genocide all the time and you don’t see them having hangups over it” (NYT)

• Google to rename Gulf of México to Gulf of Margaritaville after Trump executive order. (MSNBC)

An Interview With Deep Seek

In Monday’s newsletter we discussed DeepSeek’s release and some readers who had their panties all scrunched up felt we unfairly represented the Chinese startup. So in the spirit of fairness I thought I would give DeepSeek a shot and ask it questions to see how it compared to U.S. competitors like ChatGPT. Below is my interview with DeepSeek. 

Question #1

Off to a good start.

Question #2

So far I’m nothing but impressed.

Question #3

Question #4

That about wraps up the highlights from my conversation with DeepSeek. Unfortunately, my legal team won’t let me disclose some of the other questions I asked.

Shout out to Ian who posted about Jabroni Capital this week & broke the record for total subscribers referred.

If everyone was as dope as Ian and shared Jabroni Capital I would be able to buy a Yacht and invite you guys to party with me. Be like Ian 🥹.

Memes

I would watch this movie.

The Jin Yang memes popped off this week.

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Hold my beer, gotta add 43 certifications to my profile.

Song of the Day

Every couple months I fall back into a 50 cent rabbit hole. Curtis is a fucking legend. Got shot 9 times, invested in insane companies, went bankrupt, forgot he had 700 Bitcoin, and then made $100M after his vitamin water investment worked out. And he did all of that without being a pedophile (like some rappers we know). Hopefully someday soon we can bring him on board as Jabroni Capital’s head of alternative investments.

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That’s all for this week folks,

Jack Kuveke (J.K.) | GP @ Jabroni Capital